I finally got to make every person who can't bake's specialty cake. A Graham Ref Cake as we call it. Here I share my all too common misadventures.
Ingredients:
2 packs of Honey Graham Crackers, both crushed and not...
1/2 can of Canned Peach, unevenly sliced
Hershey's Chocolate Syrup
Brown Chocolate Chips
White Milk Chips
2 Tetrapacks (or whatever they call it) of All Purpose Cream
3/4 can of Condensed Milk
A chocolate-happy boy friend
Directions:
1. Have all your ingredients ready then realize you have no more condensed milk left.
2. Ask mom coming back home from work buy some for you.
3. Do nothing while waiting for the missing ingredient.
4. When all's A-okay, try to choose which procedure to do, from mixing the cream with the condensed milk, cutting the peach halves unevenly to obsessive-compulsively measuring the width and height of the graham crackers with the container so they fit imperfectly.
5. If choosing is impossible, do them all at the same time.
6. Finish mixing the cream and the condensed milk then put in freezer so it can achieve some sort of consistency. Or so you thought.
7. Finish unevenly slicing the peach halves with a plastic knife. Eat some.
8. Try all sorts of graham positions and determine which is best. Try out alternating patterns for each level making sure that every space is graham covered. Fully establish your OC disorder.
9. Decide that the freezer thing is both a stupid idea and a waste of time.
10. With cream mix in hand and the graham base intact, pour cream.
11. Spill cream.
12. Lay down randomly sized peach slices to your cream flooded container and create the next graham layer.
13. Repeat steps 10-12 until you run out of either a) cream mix b) graham crackers c) patience.
14. Top the last layer with crushed crackers your boy friend failed to crush and you ended up doing yourself.
15. Attempt some sort of peach abstract art. Fail.
16. Sprinkle milk/chocolate chips to cover up failure.
17. Wrestle boy friend with the chocolate syrup.
18. Lose.
19. Watch boy friend drown your peach art with said syrup.
20. Give up and stick the whole thing in the freezer in hopes that it will develop in an edible dessert.
It turned out to be a pretty good meryenda for all of us. GRAHAM = WIN. :)
Ingredients:
2 packs of Honey Graham Crackers, both crushed and not...
1/2 can of Canned Peach, unevenly sliced
Hershey's Chocolate Syrup
Brown Chocolate Chips
White Milk Chips
2 Tetrapacks (or whatever they call it) of All Purpose Cream
3/4 can of Condensed Milk
A chocolate-happy boy friend
Directions:
1. Have all your ingredients ready then realize you have no more condensed milk left.
2. Ask mom coming back home from work buy some for you.
3. Do nothing while waiting for the missing ingredient.
4. When all's A-okay, try to choose which procedure to do, from mixing the cream with the condensed milk, cutting the peach halves unevenly to obsessive-compulsively measuring the width and height of the graham crackers with the container so they fit imperfectly.
5. If choosing is impossible, do them all at the same time.
6. Finish mixing the cream and the condensed milk then put in freezer so it can achieve some sort of consistency. Or so you thought.
7. Finish unevenly slicing the peach halves with a plastic knife. Eat some.
8. Try all sorts of graham positions and determine which is best. Try out alternating patterns for each level making sure that every space is graham covered. Fully establish your OC disorder.
9. Decide that the freezer thing is both a stupid idea and a waste of time.
10. With cream mix in hand and the graham base intact, pour cream.
11. Spill cream.
12. Lay down randomly sized peach slices to your cream flooded container and create the next graham layer.
13. Repeat steps 10-12 until you run out of either a) cream mix b) graham crackers c) patience.
14. Top the last layer with crushed crackers your boy friend failed to crush and you ended up doing yourself.
15. Attempt some sort of peach abstract art. Fail.
16. Sprinkle milk/chocolate chips to cover up failure.
17. Wrestle boy friend with the chocolate syrup.
18. Lose.
19. Watch boy friend drown your peach art with said syrup.
20. Give up and stick the whole thing in the freezer in hopes that it will develop in an edible dessert.
It turned out to be a pretty good meryenda for all of us. GRAHAM = WIN. :)
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